Apparently I am not good with titles, posts, or the internet…

yes, I admit it.  I should not write sleep deprived posts.  So I have to just get this out there==

I expect this blog to be visited less than the IRS fanboy site.

I will probably be too lazy to fix my typos so the blog will look like my amanuensis is a chihuahua using dragon software (after all, on the internet no one knows you are a dog…

 

And I suspect I am once again in a lonely community–

My-adopted-son-is-a-dangerous-sociopath-community

where are the IRS fanboys when you need a laugh?

Jay said that since the book was serious I should write a funny one nexr time.  I don’t think this is possible.  But this is the closest I get–

Recently a bar owner in SD was arrested for giving alcohol to minors and raping them.  He was let out on a ridiculously small cash bond.  The good police did their first ever inspection of this guy’s bar a week later and found 11 minors drinking alcohol!  Now the town has scheduled a public meeting to decide whether to suspend the guy’s liquor license!!

See, not really funny without the violent hand waving and escalatng use of exclamation points to indicate–ARE THEY CRAZY????

At which point I would ask very quietly why they let him out in the first place–answer

money

Second example of my tone deaf humor.

When I was trying to stay away from Sea for my mental equilibrium I was still just as worried about him reoffending.  I told Jay that what I really wanted was to fix the problem entirely.

When we were younger we had a dog fixed by a vet named Dr. No.  He worked out of a storefront and the whole thing seemed a little, um, fly by night?  But the dog did fine and stopped jumping the fence to see his ladyfriends.  So I told Jay I was struggling with wanting to find Dr. No and see if he could do anything for Sea.

I said we could do a bait and switch with ball bearings.

We both agreed that that is one way to prevent further damage and bell the cat.

 

See.  not funny…

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