Mel is in the pool amusing herself by humming the shark soundtrack from Jaws.  She stops abruptly and shivers in the water.  Ooh, she says, I was scaring myself…

I have not let her watch Jaws; just told her about the good parts.  She says that sometimes she will be playing a game of ripstick tag at the park and humming Jaws then she will say to herself, we’re gonna need a bigger ripstick.

These stories clearly illustrate that she is the one who should be blogging.