Yesterday I was reading a news article on my phone when something caught my eye—an ad for a Susbok.

Immediately, I knew I had to have one! The shiny sleekness of it! Its milky grey-silver-mother-shippy allure!

What, you ask, is a Susbok? It is a beautiful fiction. It looks like a sleek futuristic crock pot or wifi extender—maybe both!

But alas, it is only anAI generated picture attached to an ad for 28 other concoctions fabricated by computer intelligence.

I calculate that 4.75 humans will read this post if I am lucky, yet the Susbok is seen by millions.

We need to wake up. We have already exchanged our voices for AI generated nonsense.

The emperor is in the streets even now, naked except for his shiny new Susbok, and maybe 28 other cool gadgets for 2023.