I find the sentences which include when I did the bikini contest or the bikini contest I was in require explanation.
Explanation because I do not believe in body image competitions.
Explanation because I am a round, soft, almost-50 year old mama.
So the fact that I participated in the Texas Ski Ranch Cablestock Bikini Contest of 2016 is as worth noting as are the varied consequences of doing so.
I had been going to TSR for several years and was acquainted with their bikini contest because they ran promos for it on an infinite loop. An avert your eyes kind of loop.
Efforts at dialogue seemed to be unproductive. Prayer, Bible study, and a remarkably specific fleece led to my reluctant decision to sign up for the bikini contest.
Much to my own consternation.