I have long held the opinion that if a disheveled, crazed woman accosted you in the grocery store parking lot with a lottery ticket, you would probably still check the nightly numbers for a winner

I could be wrong but

Jesus is coming back soon and we don’t have

Time for trips to hostile planets or other vainglorious pursuits when it is enough to ask

What is on the mixtape Jesus has handed us

In the parking lot of this planet

Seconds before the end of

All remaining

“pretty girl discounts”